{"product_id":"emotional-support-venom-crochet-doll","title":"Emotional Support Venom Crochet Doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet your new desk companion - Emotional Support Venom.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's got teeth. He's got attitude. And he's 100% on your side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBad day at work? He'll handle it. Anxiety creeping in? He eats that for breakfast. Need someone to just *sit there and look menacing* while you power through your inbox? That's literally his whole thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with love (and just a little chaotic energy) from premium black cotton yarn, this chonky little symbiote features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Hand-embroidered white eyes \u0026amp; iconic spider chest emblem\u003cbr\u003e✦ Crocheted fanged grin \u0026amp; curling pink tongue\u003cbr\u003e✦ Chunky, huggable body that fits perfectly on any desk, shelf, or nightstand\u003cbr\u003e✦ 100% handmade — no two are exactly alike\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with his official \"Emotional Support\" badge card — because every good therapy companion deserves credentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Perfect for:\u003cbr\u003e→ Marvel \u0026amp; Venom fans who need a little dark humor in their lives\u003cbr\u003e→ Anyone surviving a rough patch (we see you)\u003cbr\u003e→ The friend who has everything... except a crochet symbiote\u003cbr\u003e→ Desk decoration that actually has a personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Warning: May cause coworkers to ask \"where did you get that.\" Side effects include reduced anxiety and increased desire to quote Venom at inappropriate moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach doll is made to order with care — small batch, handmade, never mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Burgid","offers":[{"title":"4 Inches \/ Paperboard","offer_id":42782458085472,"sku":"CP12-VE-4-1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 Inches \/ Metal","offer_id":42782458118240,"sku":"CM12-VE-4-1","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Inches (Popular) \/ Paperboard","offer_id":42782458151008,"sku":"CP12-VE-6-1","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Inches (Popular) \/ Metal","offer_id":42782458183776,"sku":"CM12-VE-6-1","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Inches \/ Paperboard","offer_id":42782458216544,"sku":"CP12-VE-8-1","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Inches \/ Metal","offer_id":42782458249312,"sku":"CM12-VE-8-1","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/1924\/8480\/files\/emotionalsupportvenomcrochetdoll.jpg?v=1780317283","url":"https:\/\/burgid.com\/products\/emotional-support-venom-crochet-doll","provider":"Burgid","version":"1.0","type":"link"}