{"product_id":"emotional-support-horror-villains-crochet-dolls","title":"Set 4 of Emotional Support Horror Villains Crochet Dolls","description":"\u003ch4 class=\"\"\u003eBad Day? Overwhelmed? Summon Your Tiny Emotional Support Squad! 🖤\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eLet’s face it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e navigating the workplace sometimes feels like trying to escape a horror movie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Between endless meetings,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e tough deadlines,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and general chaos,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e we all need a little pocket-sized protector.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMeet your new favorite office sidekicks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e These handcrafted \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eEmotional Support Horror Villains\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e aren't just terrifyingly cute—they are your mini mental health warriors,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e complete with a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003ereal engraved brass sign\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and a unique brand of motivation (or murderous humor).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"\"\u003e📦 Choose Your Character (Or Assemble Your Nightmares \u0026amp; Save!)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e🔪 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eThe Slasher (Jason Voorhees):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003e\"He'll slash your anxiety – not you.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e (For the one who needs a persistent protector from daily tasks).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e📞 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eThe Caller (Ghostface):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003e\"He’s just a call away (but don’t run upstairs).\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e (For the coworker who always gives a \"scary\" warning about deadlines).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e🦖 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eThe Crushed (Godzilla):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003e\"He’ll crush your problems – not the city.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e (For when you feel like a gigantic problem is about to overwhelm you).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e🖤 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eThe Silent Watcher (Michael Myers):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003e\"He doesn’t talk, but he listens.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e (For the quiet support you need during endless Zoom calls).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e🎁 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eCan't Decide? Assemble Your Own Slasher Squad!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Recreate your favorite showdowns or collect them all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Our bundle packs are the absolute ultimate \"scary good\" gifts for coworkers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e friends,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e horror movie buffs,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or yourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci class=\"\"\u003eGet the Full Squad for the best value!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"\"\u003eWhy You'll Love These Minis:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003e🧶 Premium Handcrafted Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Carefully crocheted with soft,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e durable yarn and featuring a high-quality,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e weighted feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003e✨ Non-Tarnish Engraved Brass Plates:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Real metal,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e real engraving.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Built to last through your toughest days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003e🚀 Epic Conversation Starter:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Instantly adds personality to any boring office desk,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e bookshelf,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or car dashboard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003e💼 Perfect Geeky Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The ultimate gift for comic book,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e movie,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and horror fans,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or a unique White Elephant present.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Burgid","offers":[{"title":"4 Inches \/ Paperboard","offer_id":42892367364192,"sku":"CP44-HO-4-4","price":125.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 Inches \/ Metal","offer_id":42892367396960,"sku":"CM44-HO-4-4","price":144.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Inches (Popular) \/ Paperboard","offer_id":42892367429728,"sku":"CP44-HO-6-4","price":162.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Inches (Popular) \/ Metal","offer_id":42892367462496,"sku":"CM44-HO-6-4","price":179.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Inches \/ Paperboard","offer_id":42892367495264,"sku":"CP44-HO-8-4","price":216.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Inches \/ Metal","offer_id":42892367528032,"sku":"CM44-HO-8-4","price":234.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/1924\/8480\/files\/horrorsquad.png?v=1782111226","url":"https:\/\/burgid.com\/products\/emotional-support-horror-villains-crochet-dolls","provider":"Burgid","version":"1.0","type":"link"}